TintuMon Jokes Part 2

Tintu’s Hate
Teacher: Children whom do you hate the most?
Tintumon: Raja Ram Mohan Roy.
Teacher: Oh God!! Why do you hate him?
Tintumon: He abolished Child Marriage!!

Discussion About Statue
Dundumolum, Sachin Tendulkarum onnichulla oru photo kaanukayaayirunnu Tintumon.
Kurach neram kazhinhu…
Tintumon: Dee..ithu sachin tendulkarinte prathimayude aduthalle neee nilkunne ?
Dundumol: Ayyo..Athengane ninakk manassilaaayi?
Tintumon: Ennoda kali… Ithra neramaayittum, Sachin kann chimmathathu kandappole enikku manassilaaayi, ithu Statue aanennu….

Tintumonum Auto Driverum
Tintumon auto driverodu : town vare pokumo?
driver : pokum…
Tintumon : ennal thirichu varumbol enikku oru bread vaangichondu varumo???

Veettile Vilakk
Sandhya aayappol Tintumon theepettiyumay Tuttumolude adutheeku
Tuttumol:amme, they e Tintumon enne kathiykkan varunnu.
amma: eda,neeyente kayyeennu medikkum.
Tintumon: ammayalle kurachu nerathe paranje.tuttumol aanu e veedinte vilakkennu?

Kili Kaanal
Tintumon friendinu vendi pennu kaanikkan koode poyi..
Pennu kandu kazhinjathinu shesham
Friend: Neeyalleda paranjathu pennu kili kili poleyundu ennu..
Tintumon: Athe entha ipo prashnam
Friend: Aval karuthu kaakaye pole undeda
Tintumon: Kaakayenthaa kiliyalle??

Exam
Exam Kazhinju Purathirangi varukayanu Tintumon
Amma: Exam Engane Undayirunnu
Tintumon:Thalle Exam Puliyayirunnu Ketaa verum puliyalla Puppuli

Oru varavu koodi varendi varum
1 mark
Tintumol to mom- amma eniku kannakil 99 mark kitti
Mom- 1 mark evide poyi?
Tintumon- amme athu njan konduvannitund.


shastrakriya athavaa operation
Pathivillathe silent aayirikkunna tintumonodu sir:enthadaa?
Tintumon: sir prarthikkanam, ente chettanu operation aanu innu.
kaarya gauravam manassilaya sir:
Sankadappedanda mone ellam shariyayi nadathum daivam…(silence) monte chettanu enthaa asukham?
Tintumon: chettan doctor aanu…

Chodyam shariyalla
Classilninnu vanna tintumon valare dheshyathil : Pusthakathil ulla chodyam mathrame classil chodykkukayulloo ennu paranjituu
Amma: Enthu patti
Tintumon : Pusthakathil ellatha chodyam mathrame ennodu chodhychuloo
Amma : Athentha Angane, Enthellamanu chodhychathu
Tintumon : Benchinte kalodichathara, padikkathe vannathu entukondanu, kuttuvine pechiyathu enthina, classil erunnu urangiyathu enthukondanu.


Bubble Gum
Shymon: Teacher ee Tintumon ente bookil Bubble Gum ottichu vachu…
Tintumon: Njan aarudeyum bookil ottikkarilla.. Teacherinte deskinte adyille ottikkarullu

Swayampariyapthatha
Progress cardil thaniye appante oppittukonduvanna tintumonodu teacher – “entha thanne oppittontu vannathu?”
Tintumon : “Teacheralle paranjathu njangal swayam priyapthatha needanamennum swayam cheyyan pattunna karyangalku veendi mattullavare budhimuttikkaruthenum”

Kazhutha
Teacher : Kazhuthayekondu eetavum prayojanamulla thu aarkkanu?
Tinntumon : Teacherinu – eppozhum njangale vilikkan.


Pishukk
Tintumol : pirivukar vannirikkunnu
Tintumon :Enthinte piriva?
Tintumol:swimming pool paniyanulla piriva
Tintumon : nammalayit pishukk kattandaa,oru backet vellam koduthekk.


Kumbasaram
Tintumon kumbasarikkan palliyil ethi achanodu
“Acho ingottu varumpol thoma yude parambile oru vazhakula njan nokki vechittund, athu njan innu mottikkum, athinte koodi prarthichere!!!”