TintuMon Jokes Newly Updated 2!!!!

SANKADAM VANNITTA
TEACHER: CLASSIL MANDANMARUNDENKIL NILKKOO.
ARUM NINNILLA.KURACH KAZHINJ TINTU NINNU.
TEACHER: NEE MANDANANOO?
TINTU: ALLA.TEACHER OTTAYKK NILKKUNNATH KAND SANKADAM VANNITTAA

 KOTHUKUVALA
Tintu yudhathin poyi. bullet proof jacketin pakaram kothuku valayanittath.
majur: enthayith? kothuku valayoo?
tintu: kothuku polum kayarilla.pinneyalle vediyunda.

stitch mathram math
Kaalu potti Hospitalil stich idan chenna tintu.Fees Ethrayakum?
Doctr: 1500 rs
Tintu: veruthe 2 stich itta mathi,embroidary work onnum venda.
 College ragging
Tintumon: Cheta, pls upadravikkalle !!
Sasikuttan : HaHa Chetano! Ingane Oru aniyanulla karyam ente Dad paranjittillallo!!!!
Tintumon: Ente Achan paranjitundu!!!!

I love u paranjal
sasikuttan- edhengilum oru pennu enne nokki chirichal aa divasam christmas.. edhelum pennu enne nokki ninnal enikka divasam vishu..!!

tintumon-edhelum pennu ninnodu i love u paranjal aa divasam april fool!!

kalyanalochana
Tintumon vazhiyil kanda oru penninodu: Namukku olichodi kalyanam kazhikkano atho kalyanam kazhichittu olichodano.
Girl: Nee adi kondittu odunno atho njan odichittu adikkano...
Oru promotion ellam vende jeevidhathil
Tintumon- acha,amme ennum ingane irunnal madhiyo..oru promotion ellam vende jeevidhathil
Achan- njangalkku ini endhu promotion??
Tintumon- kure kaalamayille achanum ammayum aayi ingane nadakkunnu..enne onnu kalyanam kazhipikku
pettannu thanne oru appoppanum ammomayum aaki tharam

tintu rocks
madhyapichu nadakunna tintu monod palleelachan,
tintu mOne nee ingane nadannal ninak dhaivathe kanan pattilla
tintu
daivathe namukoke kanan pattumo acho?
achan ninak dhaivathe kananam ennundo?
tintu sure
achan poyi oru valiya pathram nirach vellavumai vannu ennittu tintuvinte thala vellathil mukki pidichu
achan thala pokiya shesham tintuvinod.
nee dhaivathe kando?
Tintu Illa
Achan veendum thala mukki
achan Nee kando?
tintu ***### illa
achan veendum muki
achan nee ipozhum kandille
tintu #####**** illlaaa
achan veendum mukki
avashanaya tintu achanod
acha 1 minute
achan entha
achanurapano dhaivam ee pathrathil thanneyaanennu
TINTU ROCKS

DILSHADTO RAHEENA
NINNE KANNAN THUDANGIYAPPOL ENTE PUSHPAM VIRNNU?BUT
IPOL NE AKALUMBOL A PUSHPAM VAADAN THUDANGI?
THATS MY LOVE

LOKHVASANAM
news paper report :2012 il logavasanam
tintu :daivamea life time sim aduthad verthe aayoo...

sir and tintu...........
Sir : Entha Homework cheyyathathu ?
Tintumon : Current illayirunnu !!
Sir : Current illengil, mezhuguthiri upyogikkanam.
Tintumon : Theepetti pooja muriyil aayirunnu.
Sir : Athentha, pooja muriyil poyi theepetti eduthal ?
Tintumon : Kulikkaathe enganeya pooja muriyil kayarunnathu ?
Sir : Enthukonda kulikkaathathu ?
Tintumon : Tank'il vellamillayirunnu Sir !!
Sir : Athentha Tank'il vellam pump cheyyathathu ?
Tintumon : Athalle adhyame paranjathu, current illaayirunnennu !!!


 BUDHI COURSE
TINTU 7 MASATHE BUDHE COURSENN CHERNNU . 7 MASAM KAYINCHADINU SHESHAM BUDDHI PAREEKSHIKKAN DOCTOR TEERUMANICHU . AVANE KOODATHE VERE KUTTIKALUM UNDAYIRUNNU.DOCTOR BUDDHI PAREEKSHANATHIN SHOPLEAK PARANCHAYACHU .500 VELICHENNA, ARAKKILO TAKKALI TINTUVUM BIJUKUTTANUM KADAYIL POYI
BIJU KADAKKARANODU PARANCHU :500 TAKKALI ARAKKILO VELICHENNA
ADH KETTU TINTU POTTICHIRICHU. AD KANDU DOCTOR CHODICHU .ANDHINA CHIRIKKUNNAD
TINTU : AVAN TAKKALIKK KUPPI ADUTHITTILLA

Tintumon busil
Mr tintumon : bus'il ninum irangiya nambuthiri bus'inte adiyilek nokunath kanda kili : entha nokunath?
Nam: nom padi kayaran neram cherup ivide ittirunnu..!

KINATTIL THAVALA
Tintu;Thavala kannada vaykumo acha?
Achan;illa,
Tin2;thavala sari edukkumo?
Achan:illa,
Tin2:Enkilathu thane,vegam fireforce ne vili "MUTHASSHI"kinatil kidakunu!

TINTU MON EXAM HALLIL
Tin2 In Exam Hall
Sir: entha ithra tension? Hall ticket,ID Card,atho vere yenthenkilum maranno..?
Tin2mon: athonnumalla sir..nalatheykulla copiyaa innu kondu vannath..!

Tintumon's wife kidnapped
Tintumon post
officil-sir,ente bharyaye aro thattikondupoyi.
Postmaster-athinu ithu police station alla post offica
tintu-sorry sar santhosham kondu kannukandilla...


TINTUMONUM SPOKEN ENGLISHINU POYI
Tintumon ippol spoken english classil pokarullathu kondu veettil vannalum englishil mathrame speecharullu. Oru divasam ravile Tintumon ammayodu. "Mom, u marry the cow I will rotate it" (Amma pasuvine kettu njan Karakkam)..
TINTUMON WHO THE CROCODILE ! (Tintumon aara mothalu !)

ENIKKIPPO PURATHIRANGAN VAYYA
Teacher: Vaccation divasangalil neeyenthu cheythu ?
Tintumon : Oru divasam Bike odichu.
Teacher: Bakiyulla divasamo ?
Tintumon: Hospitalil ayirunnu ..!!!

tintu ambalathilum
Tintumon ambalathile counteril:
munnil nilkunna aal: sambhu, thiruvathira, palpayasam.
Tintu: hanse, breakdance, chicken biriyani.

tintu vs driver
After an accident:
Driver:Ninteyaduthu njan head light ittu kanichathalle side tharan.
Tintumon: Ninne njan wiper ittu kanichathalle pattilla pattilla ennu !!