TintuMon Jokes Newly Updated!!!!!!

Achanillathathu...
Tintu: Acha eniku 2 laksham rupa venam..
Achan: Enthina Tintu??
Tintu: ..Bussinez thudangana..
Achan: ..Bussinez thudangan panam matram pora mone budhiyum venam..
Tintu: ..athenikariyam acha pakshe achandaduthu ullathu matramaalle chodikan kazhiyu..

Tintu moon
Tintu;Thavala kannada vaykumo acha?
Achan;illa,
Tin2;thavala sari edukkumo?
Achan:illa,
Tin2:Enkilathu thane,vegam fireforce ne vili "MUTHASSHI"kinatil kidakunu!

tnitu @kalyan jwellers
tintu:e malayakku vilayettra?
salesman:look at the price tag.
tintu:oak.pack it
salesman:please wait sir.I will come.
(after 10 minutes)
salesman:sir bill
tintu:mala taru. panam pinne taram "VISWASAM ATALLE ELLAM"

TINTUVUM DOCTARUM
TINTUVINU LOOSE MOTION.DOCTARUDE ADUTHU POYA TINTU
DOCTOR:ENTHA ASUKAM?
TIN2:UNLIMITED OUTGOING WITH DIFFERENT RINGTONES
HA HA HA ................

Tintus' Explanation
Dundu molum tin2vum oru valiya buildinghile prathimaye kandu
Dundu:aa prathimaye enghane mughalil ethichathu...?
Tin2:edi mandi...!!aadyam aa pradhima undakiya shesham athinu thaye ee kettidum panithu kanum...!!

The Horlicks
Achan:enthina nee karayunnathu..?Enthanelum ennodu para.Enne oru frndne pole kandal mathi..!Tell me
Tintumon:Edaa Aliya...kurachu horlicks chodichappol ninte aval enne thalliyeda.....

Teacher is a mandi
Tin2:Acha njanghalude teacherk onnum ariyilla
Achan:Ninacku anghane thonan karanam
Tin2:teacher boardil eyuthiya shesham njhanghalodu chodhikum ithentha vayickuka..?

THE AEROPLANE
DUNDUMOL:EE AEROPLANE ETHRA VALUTHA ITHENGINEYA PAINT ADIKUKA TINTUMON:MANDIPENNE ITHU PARAKKUMBOL CHERITHAKUM APOO PAINT ADIKKALO.

tintu mon and annan
annarakannan tintu monode
ente purathulla vara kando pande Sree Raman thadaviyadhane
tintu mon: nan idhe viswasikkilla
annan: adhe entha
tintu mon: engil Seetha ippol zeebra ayyittundakumallo

tuntumoan kuttumoan
tintu moanum kuttumoanum porinja adi
pettennu kuttumon:"eda njan pulikuttiyaa pulikutti.'
tintumon:"AMMA kattil poayathoaa athoaa;... puli veettilvannathoaa....

tintumon jokes
Docter:Enthanu Roagam
Tintu mon:Paniyum chumayum
Docter;shardhickan varundoaa
Tintumon:njanillaa docter poayitt vaaaa

tintumon joke
tintu: Ente muthachan marichappol sambathu muzhuvan orphanage'nu ezhuthi koduthu
tchr: good! enthokke undayirunnu?
tintu:randu pen'makkal

tintu mon jokes.........
tintuvinte kadayil oru girl
girl:cheta cristhumas star undo?
tintu:undallo
girl:ennal orennam tha
tintu:ok
girl:pettannu keerumo?
tintu:no.3 varshamay ivide thanne kidakkunnu.oru kuzappavumilla..............

H1N1 and Tintu
Teacher : H1N1 parathiyathaaru ?
Tintumon : Aaraano kuzhachathum chuttathum, avar thanne aayirikkum parathiyathum...

tintu@ ayurvedic shop
tintu in ayurvedic shop:
TINTU:Give me a bottle of \"TEN CORNER RICE LIKE\"
SHOP KEEPER:enthuva
TINTU:Ohh english ariyillallo allee

\"DASHAMOOLARISHTAM\"

soorya Grahanam
Tintu:Granpa Nale Soorya Grahanama
Granpa:o ho
Tintu:8 years munp ithu pole oru soorya grahanam indiayil ake undayirunu.
Ningal kandiruno?
Granpa:illa.., annu njan ivide illayirunu, ente valla aliyante 1st salkaram ayirunu,njan avide poyirunu.
Tintu:athevidayayirunu
Granpa:malappuram
Tintu: oo pinne malappuram matte Maharastrayilla lle..!

a trip to space
teacer:goodmorning children!
tintumon:goodmorning
teacher:children today we all are going to space after school... Is there any one who dont want to come?
tintumon:teacher me! i cannot come
teacher:But why?
tintumon:my mother said to come direct to home after school

proposal from tintu
tintu:ninak enne ishtamaanenkil nale vella dress idanam.
(pitenn aval karup dress ittu vannu)
tintu(2 frendz):avalkennod ullil snehamundeda.aval kuninghappol njan kandu.

 tintumonum kadakarnum
tintumon:chetta detol soap undo
kadakaran:undallo ethrayintae detol soapaa vendathu 6,10,18 rupayudae soapum 35 rupayudae detol solutionum undu. monu edha vendadu
tintumon:enkil aa 35intae detol solutionil chettantae aa vrithiketta kayi onnu kayukittu oru naranga muttayi eduthu vegam tha.........

achante vila
tintumon achane kaliyakki
achan: achaneyonnum oru vilayum ille tintu
tintumon undacha....PULLUVILA

Tint2mon & mammooty.
Tint2mon 2 mammooty: thanikku chess kalikkaan ariyaamo? mammooty replied yes. Tint2 : ennaal vegam vaa namukku chess kalikkaam..
Mammooty : nee groundilekku pokko njan "BOOT" itittondu varaam..INI PARA AARA more CLEVER Mammooty or TINTUMON.

SIGNAL LIGHT
Tintu yudhathin poyi. bullet proof jacketin pakaram kothuku valayanittath.
majur: enthayith? kothuku valayoo?
tintu: kothuku polum kayarilla.pinneyalle vediyunda.

MUTTA EDUNNA RAND JEEVIGAL
TEACHER CLASIL MUTTA EDUNNA RAND GEEVIYUDE PAR PARAYAMO? APPOL
TITU:KANAKK TEACHERUM SAYANS TEACHERUM
TEACHER:ATH ENGANEYA
TITU:AVAR RANDUPERUM NAMUKK MUTTA THARUNNU.

Tin2monum kothukum

1 kothukinte salyam sahikkan vaiyathe kattilinte adiyil kayari kidannu. Appol oru minnaminungine kanda Tint2 minnaminungine nokki: ishwara evane kondu thottu etha ethavana evan torchum kondanallo varavu.....

MANDATHI TEACHER
TINTU MON VEETIL CHENN APPANAD
TINTU:APPA ENDE TEACHERK ENTHORU MARAVIYA
APPAN:ATHENTHADA
TINTU:TEACHER BORDIL 'MAHABARATHAM'YENN EYUTHEET THIRICH NINN CHOTHIKUVA ARAN 'MAHABARATHAM' EYUTHIYATH

HOSPITTALE
KAYUTHIN OPPERATION KAYICHA TIN-MON
DOCTER ENIKK KURACH VELLAM THAROO
DOC:NINAKK EPOL ENTHINA VELLAM
TIN-MON:ENTA KAYUTHIN OTTA UNDO ENN NOKANA

SIGNAL LIGHT
TINTU'S FATHER:moone aa signal light kattunnundoonuu nookikke..
TINTU:ondu.>>....ella>>>.....ondu>>>...ella>>>>>>>...ondu>>>>>>>>>>>...