Dundumol with tintu mon
Dundumol: ente purse roomil vechu marannu. ninte kayil oru 1000 rs undo valare urgenta.
Tintumon: enna 10rs auto pidichu roomil chennu persedutho..
Tintumon Vs Sardar
Sardarji is a Software engineering student. Once Tintumon met Sardar on road….
Tintumon: Hello Sardaji, enthokkeyundu vishesham?
Sardar: Sugam… Tintumon ippo enthu cheyyunnu….?
Tintumon: Mechanical engineering padikkunnu….. Sardar entha cheyyunne…..?
Sardar: Njan software engineering padikkunnu.
Tintumon: Athokke padichittu enthukkaryam Sardarji…..
Sardar: Athentha nee angane paranje..?
Tintumon: Oru Mechanical Engineer vicharichal oru “Mechanic” aakaan pattum… pakshe oru Software Engineer ethra vicharichalum oru “Software” aakaan pattumo…?
Mazha
Teacher-: mazha kooduthalulla bagangalil etavum adhigamayi kanappedunnadhu enthanu…?
Tintumon-: ” kuda..”
Even
Teacher to Tintumon: What is Number Seven, Even or Odd
Tintumon : Even
Teacher: How can you make seven even?
Tintumon :Remove the S!!
Ikkili
tintumon- ” njan pappaye onnu ikkiliyittadha,mugam ellam aage polinju poyi….”
dundumon- ” adhengane..? nee nuna parayarudh…..”
tintumon- ”alleda pappa shave cheydhondirikkayirunnu….!!!
Virunnu Salkaram
Tintumonte teacher veetilekku virunnu vannu.
food kazhichu kondirikke teacher tintumonodu- ” njan food kazhikkumbol ninte patti enne sookshichu nokkunnadhu entha?
Tintumon- ”ayyo teachrine alla teacherinte kayyile avante paathrathilekka avan nokkunnadhu
Orbit
Teacher : In 1957 America Send a dog to orbit!!
From this wht u understand ?
Tintumon : “Pokkividan aalundengil ethu pattikkum mukalilethan poattum ennu”
Pocket money
Tintumon: Mom ,I want to buy a new bicycle ,I need some money
Mom:Let me calculate (takes the calculator),
the total me and your dad made – what u spend = -100 rs(minus 100)
Tintumon: Oh well in that case…I prefer to get my -100 in cash!!
Similarity
Tintumon’s Teacher: Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Tintumon: Both don’t exist.
Birthday gift
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Tintumon : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
Judge & Tintumon
Judge: why did u shoot ur wife,instead of shooting her lover?
Tintumon: Your honour, it’s easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
Exam Hall
In exam hall
Teacher Tintumonodu: aduthirikkunnavare shalyapedutharuth nenakku enthenkilum shamshayam undenkil ennodu chothikkam.
Tintumon: valare nanni, 7aamathe questionte utharamenthanu.
Naragam
Pallilachan Tintumonod : “mone ingane papangal cheythu koottiyal mon naragathil poogum. avide theeyum puzhukkalum unde”.
Tintumon:”athu nunaya, thee karanam puzhukkalellam enne chathu poyene.
Aap
Tintumone amma hindi padipikkunnu
Amma: Tintumone ‘mein’ vecchu sentence thudangiyaal ‘hun’ vecchu end cheyyanam appo ‘aap’ vecchu thudangiyaalo
Tintumon: aaru ‘aapu’ vecchu thudangiyaalum njaan thiricchum vekkum !!
Dundumol: ente purse roomil vechu marannu. ninte kayil oru 1000 rs undo valare urgenta.
Tintumon: enna 10rs auto pidichu roomil chennu persedutho..
Tintumon Vs Sardar
Sardarji is a Software engineering student. Once Tintumon met Sardar on road….
Tintumon: Hello Sardaji, enthokkeyundu vishesham?
Sardar: Sugam… Tintumon ippo enthu cheyyunnu….?
Tintumon: Mechanical engineering padikkunnu….. Sardar entha cheyyunne…..?
Sardar: Njan software engineering padikkunnu.
Tintumon: Athokke padichittu enthukkaryam Sardarji…..
Sardar: Athentha nee angane paranje..?
Tintumon: Oru Mechanical Engineer vicharichal oru “Mechanic” aakaan pattum… pakshe oru Software Engineer ethra vicharichalum oru “Software” aakaan pattumo…?
Mazha
Teacher-: mazha kooduthalulla bagangalil etavum adhigamayi kanappedunnadhu enthanu…?
Tintumon-: ” kuda..”
Even
Teacher to Tintumon: What is Number Seven, Even or Odd
Tintumon : Even
Teacher: How can you make seven even?
Tintumon :Remove the S!!
Ikkili
tintumon- ” njan pappaye onnu ikkiliyittadha,mugam ellam aage polinju poyi….”
dundumon- ” adhengane..? nee nuna parayarudh…..”
tintumon- ”alleda pappa shave cheydhondirikkayirunnu….!!!
Virunnu Salkaram
Tintumonte teacher veetilekku virunnu vannu.
food kazhichu kondirikke teacher tintumonodu- ” njan food kazhikkumbol ninte patti enne sookshichu nokkunnadhu entha?
Tintumon- ”ayyo teachrine alla teacherinte kayyile avante paathrathilekka avan nokkunnadhu
Orbit
Teacher : In 1957 America Send a dog to orbit!!
From this wht u understand ?
Tintumon : “Pokkividan aalundengil ethu pattikkum mukalilethan poattum ennu”
Pocket money
Tintumon: Mom ,I want to buy a new bicycle ,I need some money
Mom:Let me calculate (takes the calculator),
the total me and your dad made – what u spend = -100 rs(minus 100)
Tintumon: Oh well in that case…I prefer to get my -100 in cash!!
Similarity
Tintumon’s Teacher: Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Tintumon: Both don’t exist.
Birthday gift
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Tintumon : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
Judge & Tintumon
Judge: why did u shoot ur wife,instead of shooting her lover?
Tintumon: Your honour, it’s easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
Exam Hall
In exam hall
Teacher Tintumonodu: aduthirikkunnavare shalyapedutharuth nenakku enthenkilum shamshayam undenkil ennodu chothikkam.
Tintumon: valare nanni, 7aamathe questionte utharamenthanu.
Naragam
Pallilachan Tintumonod : “mone ingane papangal cheythu koottiyal mon naragathil poogum. avide theeyum puzhukkalum unde”.
Tintumon:”athu nunaya, thee karanam puzhukkalellam enne chathu poyene.
Aap
Tintumone amma hindi padipikkunnu
Amma: Tintumone ‘mein’ vecchu sentence thudangiyaal ‘hun’ vecchu end cheyyanam appo ‘aap’ vecchu thudangiyaalo
Tintumon: aaru ‘aapu’ vecchu thudangiyaalum njaan thiricchum vekkum !!
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